I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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