cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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