We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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