there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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