i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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