sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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