talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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