no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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