Its about making memories worth repressing
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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