Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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