Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
