Me too!
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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