I'm going to jail i love you
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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