The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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