Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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