At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Houston, we have a squirter
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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