Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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