What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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