I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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