school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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