if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Couch. On fire.
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