Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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