yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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