well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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