ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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