i may or may not be watching the land before time
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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