Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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