they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I need a beard to bite.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
