He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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