Got a toothbrush?
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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