His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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