im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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