Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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