I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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