I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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