But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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