i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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