its not stalking. its research.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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