I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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