nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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