We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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