there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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