My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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