hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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