Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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