PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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