I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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