im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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