quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I supernannyed him into submission
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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