There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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