problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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