Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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