saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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