and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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