When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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